350+ Funny WiFi names for your WiFi network

Did you receive a new router from your internet provider, or is it time to change that generic name of your WiFi Router to something funny?

A funny WiFi name is an excellent way to stand out from other WiFi networks, especially when connecting new devices or when you want to give your family access to your WiFi network.

Finding a unique WiFi name isn’t easy, so we’ve put together a list of funny WiFi names for you. But beware! Some WiFi names may be fun for your friends, but not for your mother-in-law.

Most of these wireless network names are funny puns. Some of the WiFi names are based on sayings or expressions that maybe only geeks will understand.

Hopefully you will find a funny WiFi name in this list and you can use it to make your friends, family, and neighbors laugh.

Guest WiFi names

  • Not Free So Get Stuffed
  • Karen get your own WiFi
  • Quit Using My WiFi
  • Reserved for Guests I Hate
  • Quit Using My WiFi
  • Get off My LAN!
  • Get Your Own Damn WiFi
  • I Can Haz Wireless?
  • I Have WiFi And You Don’t
  • Join My Bandwidth
  • Jump on the Bandwidth
  • Mom, Click Here For Internet
  • My Own Damn Internet
  • NO WiFi FOR YOU!
  • Stop Freeloading
  • This is Not Free Either
  • Don’t Watch Porn On My WiFi
  • Go Away You Muggle
  • Suck On My Secure Connection
  • Y No You Get WiFi?
  • Only For Zombies
  • Open Sesame

Gaming WiFi names

  • Wild WiFi Appeared
  • Capture the Lag
  • Final Fantasy Finally Finishes
  • Pokemon Slo

Creepy WiFi names

  • The Creep Next Door
  • Candy in the Van
  • I’m Under Your Bed
  • Now you see me…
  • Recorded for quality and training purposes

Fake WiFi names

  • Please Wait…
  • Russian Hackers
  • Searching…
  • Setting up…
  • Very Slow
  • Very Slow Internet
  • Click and Die
  • Click Here to Download
  • Connected, Secured
  • Connecting…
  • Connection Failed
  • Connection Lost
  • Definitely Not WiFi
  • Double Click to Connect
  • Free Public WiFi
  • Is it me you’re looking for?
  • Loading…
  • Network Not Found
  • No Connections Available
  • No Internet Access
  • Test WiFi Please Ignore
  • The Password is…
  • Unregistered Hypercam 2
  • Untrusted Network
  • Connect Automatically
  • Printer Only
  • Work Only

WiFi names for women

  • Babe Cave
  • I’m Not A Witch I’m Your WiFi
  • I Pronounce you Man and WiFi
  • I’m too sexy for WiFi
  • Happy WiFi Happy Lifi
  • Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo WiFi
  • Let the WiFi Win

WiFi names for men

  • 2 Girls, 1 Router
  • Girls Gone Wireless
  • I Did Your WiFi Last Night
  • Tell My WiFi Love Her
  • Tell Your WiFi Love Her
  • Your WiFi Is Sleeping With My WiFi
  • Your WiFi My Kids
  • I’m cheating on my WiFi
  • Slow Internet Slow Fap
  • Ex-WiFi
  • WiFi For Blowjobs
  • Bob’s Unsecured House of WiFi

Money WiFi names

  • $1 per hour
  • Cash is king
  • No Free WiFi Here
  • You Click, I Pay

Movie WiFi names

  • A Song Of Ice And Firewall
  • A Van Down By The River
  • Accio Internet
  • All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
  • Art Vandelay
  • Avengers – WiFi Wars
  • Banana Stand Money
  • LAN Solo
  • LANdo Calrissian
  • LANnisters Pay Their Debts
  • LANnisters Send Their Regards
  • Lord of the Pings
  • Lord Voldemodem
  • Luke, I Am Your WiFi
  • May the Wi-Force Be With You
  • Winternet Is Coming
  • Battle of the Bandwidth
  • Bilbo Laggins
  • DHARMA Initiative – Station 4
  • Docking Bay 94
  • Dora The Internet Explorer
  • Enter The Dragon’s Network
  • Enter the Dragon’s WiFi
  • Frodo Laggins
  • Guardians Of The Gateway
  • House LANister
  • Iron LAN
  • Obi WAN Kenobi
  • Routers Of Rohan
  • Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
  • Torrent Gump
  • You Shall Not Password
  • Dumbledore’s IT Staff
  • Dunder MiffLAN
  • Hogwarts Hall of WiFi
  • It’s The WiFi Network Morty
  • Modem Family
  • One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor
  • Panic at the Cisco
  • Skynet
  • Skynet Global Defense Network
  • To Be or not to Be
  • Connecto Patronum
  • Silence of the LAN
  • The Ping of the North
  • The Promised LAN
  • Hodor
  • The Matrix
  • Titanic Syncing

Music WiFi names

  • 99 Problems But WiFi Ain’t One
  • Bandwidth on the Run
  • Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
  • Don’t You Wish Your WiFi Was Hot Like Me
  • Drop it like it’s Hotspot
  • Everyday I’m Buffering
  • LANDown Under
  • Ludwig WAN Beethoven
  • WiMCA
  • Winter WonderLAN
  • Wu-Tang LAN
  • Pretty Fly for a WiFi
  • LAN Down Under
  • LAN Halen
  • LAN Morrison
  • Never gonna give you WiFi
  • Rick Rolled
  • Simon Says No WiFi
  • Upload the rain download in africa
  • Wi Believe I Can Fi
  • I Believe Wi Can Fi
  • Life In The Fast LAN
  • Life on the Line
  • Chance the Router
  • No LAN for the Wicked
  • No More Mister WiFi
  • Stiffler’s Mom

WiFi names to prank your neighbours

  • AA Meeting
  • Area 51 Test Site
  • Bathroom Cam 2
  • Close your bathroom curtains
  • Covet Not Thy Neighbor’s WiFi
  • Cut your lawn
  • Definitely Not An FBI Surveillance Van
  • FBI Van
  • Guess Where We Live
  • How Is The Signal There?
  • I’ve Seen You Naked
  • My Neighbors Suck
  • Spying On You
  • ThatDressMakesYouLookFat
  • Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s WiFi
  • We Are Watching You
  • We Can Hear You Having Sex
  • Whose Car Alarm is That
  • Witness Protection
  • You Fart Pretty Loud
  • Your Dog Shits In My Yard
  • Your WiFi is in Another Castle
  • Your WiFi Is Sleeping Over
  • Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN
  • Herpes Positive
  • Not A Meth Lab
  • Not A Pokestop
  • Not In Range
  • Stealing WiFi Is A Crime
  • Surveillance Van
  • We Were On A Break!
  • We’ve Got the Goods
  • For Porn Use Only
  • FBI Channel 90210
  • FBI Surveillance Van
  • FBI Van 13

WiFi names for security

Do you think that a WiFi password is not enough to deter potential hackers? With these WiFi names you may add some extra security.

  • C:Virus.exe
  • Click Here For Viruses
  • Virus Distribution Center
  • Virus Infected WiFi
  • VIRUS.EXE
  • VirusFree
  • VirusRUs
  • Trojan Virus
  • Hack If You Can
  • Password is 1234
  • Password is Gullible
  • Password is Password
  • Please Connect for Identity Theft

WiFi names about politics

Spice up the discussions at home with a political WiFi name!

  • Bill Clinternet
  • Hilary Clinternet
  • Making WiFi Great Again
  • Vladimir Computin
  • Vladimir Routin

Historic WiFi names

  • Abraham Linksys
  • Benjamin FrankLAN
  • Martin Router King
  • Franklin Delano Routervelt
  • Theodore Routervelt

Tech WiFi names

  • 404 Network Unavailable
  • 404 WiFi Unavailable
  • A Linksys to the Past
  • Access Denied
  • Alt + 255 (keyboard combination)
  • AOL Dialup
  • IP a Lot

Other funny WiFi names

  • Slower than Yo Momma
  • AAAAAAAAAA (scream it when you say it)
  • Amish Rebel
  • And Don’t You Come Back
  • Click Here for WiFi
  • Bill Wi the Science Fi
  • Blind Sight
  • Brave Little Router
  • Byte Me
  • Changed to Protect the Innocent
  • Cheeses Take the Wheel
  • Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our WiFi
  • Clean your glasses!
  • Clever WiFi is Clever
  • Comcasterly Rock
  • Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN
  • Common Room WiFi
  • Connect And Die
  • Cunnilinksys
  • Cut the Wire
  • Daily Bread
  • Drive-By WiFi
  • Drop and give me 20
  • E=MC Square Dance
  • Ermahgerd, WiFi!
  • Escaped Nigerian Prince
  • Floo Network
  • For Sale Inquire Within
  • For Whom the Belkin Tolls
  • Forest Moon of Endor
  • Formerly Known as Prints
  • Fourth Floor WiFi
  • Free WiFi For One Night Stand
  • Full bars
  • Gee Spot
  • Go Go Gadget Internet
  • Go Go Router Rangers
  • Gone Catfishing
  • Got Milk?
  • H.E. Pennypacker
  • Hit the Road Jack Input
  • House of Black and WiFi
  • Huge Tracts of LAN
  • I Left the Seat Up
  • IP Steady Streams
  • IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB
  • It Burns When IP
  • It’s a Small World Wide Web
  • It’s a Small World WiFi Internet
  • JackPott
  • Jar Jar Linksys
  • John Claude WAN Damme
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • Josh BroLAN
  • Keep it on the Download
  • Lag Out Loud
  • LAN Of Milk And Honey
  • Lifeblood
  • Linksys Lohan
  • Living on the Wire
  • Look Ma, No Wires!
  • Missed Connections
  • Modem Pole
  • Move On
  • My Name is URL
  • My Wifu
  • Nacho WiFi
  • New England Clam Router
  • No Pants No Problems
  • No Soup For You
  • Not The Droids You’re Looking For
  • Not the WiFi You’re Looking For
  • NSFW
  • o==[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  • Occam’s Router
  • One if by LAN…
  • One WiFi to Rule Them All
  • Phillip J. WiFry
  • PorqueFi
  • Ready to Mingle
  • RIP Net Neutrality
  • Router? I hardly knew her!
  • Routy McRouterface
  • Safe Levels of Radiation
  • Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  • Series of Tubes
  • Since 1997
  • SpiderLAN
  • Spiderman’s World Wide Web
  • Spread the Wealth
  • Squibs Only
  • Stop Being A Mooch
  • Sweet Victory
  • That itchy feeling
  • The Black Links
  • The Force
  • The Internet
  • The LAN Before Time
  • The LAN down under
  • The LAN of the Free
  • The Mad Ping
  • The Triwizard Internet
  • The Wireless-G Spot
  • These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
  • This LAN Is My LAN
  • This LAN is Your LAN
  • This Space Left Intentionally Blank
  • Thrust Master
  • Troy And Abed In The Modem
  • Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
  • Try Me
  • URL of Sandwich
  • Usa Usa Usa Usa
  • Vance Refrigeration
  • Vandelay Industries
  • Watch Porn At 4G Speed
  • Wham Bam Thank You LAN
  • Where the Wild Pings Are
  • Who Pooped in the Pool
  • Who What When Where WiFi
  • WiFight the Feeling
  • WiFight the Inevitable
  • WiFi Fever
  • WiFight The Inevitable?
  • Winona Router
  • Work Hard Play Hard
  • Your Brain On Drugs
  • You Will Regret This
  • That’s What She SSID
  • A long time ago…

Conclusion

There goes our list of 355 funny WIFI names for your own WiFi network. Do you have funny WiFi names that you want to share? Leave a comment below!

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